So I feel like we could probably start a blog simply in regards to the slip ups of our good friend Josh :) He never fails to put a smile on my face, however unintended it may be. The most recent Josh-ism has to do with my sunburn.
As you know it's been our current mission to get tan. We're all tired of winter inflicted albino-ism. With the schedule I have currently, my only free time is after about 5 pm each day, not exactly prime time for tan-getting. This being said, Geli, Sarah and I have invested in a couple of trips to our local Planet Beach aka Fake baking. On top of this, Geli and I have managed to lay out by our pool as well (I had to skip class that day and the whole time there were these creepy middle aged men speaking Spanish watching us). With this overabundance of UV rays in such a short time, after 4 months of isolation, my skin has faired rather well. However, there are a couple of exceptions to this statement. I don't know about anyone else but when visiting a tanning bed the less clothing the better aka you tan naked. As I have not been to a tanning bed more than 4 times in my whole 24 years and when I tan it tends to be a more public situation that requires a bit more covering, there are areas that never see the light of day, literally. I am currently burnt on the underside of my breasts.
(Little sidenote: Totally not wearing a bra at school right now haha)
Anyways, So I decided to tell Josh that I was sunburned on the underside of my breasts while chatting with him on Facebook. He proceeded to offer to rub aloe on them, as a good friend. (I should have told him that he could while I was asleep.... ha) Anyways, the conversation moved away from my chest and about 10-15 minutes later he goes
Josh: can i ask you a personal question
only because i just thought about it
the question is how excatly do you burn underneath your breasts isn't already covered
Me: most people dont tan with clothes on in the tanning bed....
Josh: obviously i must be misinterperting what you mean by under breast
Me: i said the underside of my breasts
not under my breasts
Josh: hahhaha got it. alright enough about your breast
you were the one thinking abotu them...
Josh: i was thinking about the logistics of them
Full on lulled about that in the middle of the class causing my teacher and a couple of students to look at me oddly.
Anyways, I love you all. I just thought I would share that little Josh-ism with you ladies. See you all later tonight as we pack for the-event-that-must-not-be-spoken-of. (That was for all my Harry Potter nerds)
PS Totally left Josh's face in that conversation because I felt like it added to the Josh-ness of it :)
Ok just kidding lets be real I don't think deeply much. But after about a week of not being able to speak I would just would like to publicly announce that when Geli leaves I GET SICK.... I have an ear infection, laryngitis, an upper respiratory infection and something I cant even pronounce but i do know it starts with the letter T. So with that I would just like to list a few things that start with T...
8. This video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4J_7jfck7Y
9. The Wedding Date
10. Tots... Let me have some of those tots
Ok I am medicated and haven't been to work in about a week and I just miss Geli sooooo much!
PS I don't think I want an usher inspired nick name
Just thought you guys would want to be a part of this....
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby...
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his butt again!'
i will like to start this by letting you know i had to find my chi and let my brain float in the land of not mother given names.
i tell you i could view the name sarah boo barah... mainly because that made my brain full on LOL
so boo barah could be for short slash BOO!!!!! because lets face it sarah you will always be my oh my oh my oh my oooh my boo! (thank you alisha keys and usher)
I got back on here to see if I could make it all look pretty and lo and behold, the blog fairy (aka Sarah-bo-Barah) had already worked her magic! She's got an eye for cute things. It's why I keep her around. Basically the only reason...
Geli-sauce left us the other day and I just don't like it one bit. It's as though this bit of my soul is missing. Well, not quite missing. Let me think of a more appropriate analogy.... Say you go to Coldstone and you order a Like It size Peanut Butter Cup Perfection. You are happy. Your taste buds are in ice cream nirvana but there is just that nagging feeling like something is just off. Then you realize that you ran out of ice cream too quickly and therein lies your problem. You should have ordered a Gotta Have It instead.
The first blog post sets the tone of the entire blog, so Sarah and I are feeling the pressure.
All Sarah has wanted her entire life is a nickname. She claims that every time someone comes up with one for her it never sticks. I now feel it is our mission to help her check off that item on her bucket list. Basically, we're the best friends ever.
(Sarah- I just actually added it to my bucket list. So it's legit now!)
Ok, but seriously, we always talk about how we should be filmed or turned into a tv show because we're basically hilarious. We were talking about how a blog would also be a good medium (Sarah is currently half an inch from my face as I type this, sniffing me. It's no big deal). So here it is. You're welcome in advance. It'll be from all of us. Sort of a concoction of the amusing happenings of our lives. They are usually intertwined but alas, Brooke will be leaving us shortly so we have to make sure we have a way to keep this friendship-al connection strong.
(I just got a kiss on the shoulder from Sarah with the threat of "when you least expect it you're going to wake up with me sucking on your arm.")
I'm off now cause let's be serious, I should have gone to sleep about 3 hours ago.